the worst thing in life is when you step in water while wearing socks
- Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
- Me: Is ya'll hiring?
have u ever sat in a position so long that u could feel ur heart beating though ur butt
this christmas i want clear skin
i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off
i feel so weird saying my own name